The WC is over for me.. and no its not coz engerland got thrown out …
It’s Brazil… so much for the fat boi coming back to form eh.. limpek khua kiu until i fell asleep la…sipek sienz la. Haiyo i was ready to don the colors of brazil for the final on the 9th but they got themselves kicked out. What to do leh.. beng beng is chiak looi 1. The old apeks of Zizou, Viera and Makalele also can win the young & dangerous Kaka,Ronnie and THE FAT BOI? Wahlau~
So hows bout the ENG v POR match eh ? I got to watch it from PSC ( thanks to shu ) but in all honesty the lah sam kiu we were waiting for just didn’t show up leh. Lamps did everything wrong from an open volley to missing a penalty. ( For consolation.. gerrard also miss la)
Rooney? aiyah suu chin chey la. Go and step ppl’s er….’ lamps ‘ for wad eh? sipek suu la.. can ask engerland go home and sleep..
The positives? hopefully umbro have alot of left over stock and will let go cheap cheap la =)
So who’s left?
ITALY = SLOW + CHIAK LOOI
PORTUGAL = ON FORM + CHIAK LOOI
FRANCE = APEKZ + CHIAK LOOI
GERMANY = HOST ( GIVE PPL CHIAK )
BRAZIL = *still got chance… to bad they too poor to give ppl chiak looi*
- - see the pattern? NO ? so OBVIOUS wor.. still dun see it? –
SIPEK LAR SAM!!
Thats it la.. who i expect in the final? confirm you its Germany - France!
According to the script should be apek1 score with his header but withing minutes he suffers from dementia and back passes the ball into the path of Ballack who finally gets on the scoresheet after suffering from a severe case of "Lamparzitis" or the inability to score from 30 yards anymore.
Klose will score a hattrick but when he celebrates his 3rd goal and the 1st hattrick of this WC he will land akwardly on his head and thus breaking his neck.
Hmm Klinsman has no choice but to throw in Fat Boi for Klose while Domench puts on Messi for Zidane cos Zizou was sweating too much and making the pitch unplayable…
Entering the 93rd minute with 1 minute left and the score at 4-4…
Schwiensteiger ( how to spell 1? ) threads a curious ball to Fat Boi who controls it well on his chest …side step 1….side step 2…side step 3.. 1 on 1 with the keeper does his famous right-leg-fake-over-push-to-the-left and rounds the keeper.. with the an empty net before him all he has left is to apply a simple tap in to win the world cup with germany.
Ribery flies in to make the sliding tackle which takes Ronaldo down just as he was about the release the shot.Graham poll has no choice but to give riberrrry a yellow for unsportsman like behaviour because Ronaldo already paid to score the goal, another for arguing… and what the heck…. gives himself a red card as well!
Ronaldo steps up to the spot and blasts the ball straight at the upright… Messi gets the ball and dribbles the entire pitch side stepping anyone and everyone in his way! He faces Lehman 1 on 1 and rounds Lehman with ease.. Thats it.. France win with Messi’s goal.. Messi is awarded instant French citizenship! Germany says bye bye to WC but get a pat on their back due to a succesful showing.. Fat Boi fades into footballing history as the highest scorer in the Finals ( so far la )
Yay! and that my friends is the script for the final…
-yanz,signing off and dreaming of his own dream final
