Archive for June, 2006

WC woes II

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Eh ghai la… after how many matches d ar?  Group - 48 matches.. 2nd round 8 matches..
So now is waiting for the quarters…

Do any of you have this wierd feeling ar? after 56( thanks tony )  matches i feel kinda wierd staying up without a point la.. like the body is already in the world cup time d but no ball to watch.. sien nia..

Now feel like zombie but this fleeting feeling will soon pass cos Arg and Ger match coming up soon~!

So the remaining matches must go mamak and catch the feel liao… mali mali mali lets all go to KAYU NASI KANDAR go watch~

Onz liao.. the fever will be back ONZZ!

-yanz,signing off

yim kok kai

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

   Eh why is is that non ipoh people go to ipoh they will want to eat ‘nga choy kai’ ? I’m speaking on my own behalf la actually.

I had NCK on tuesday with my friend and he told me:

my friend   : ‘ Actually most of the people you see here are not from ipoh ‘

me            : " why leh ?"

my friend   :’ Ipoh people sure won’t eat NCK becasue it’s so expensive ‘
                   ‘ Anyway i tell my non ipoh friends that nga choy kai is just that.. nga choy and
                    kai… nothing special 1′

me :          " /swt "

Which is true cos when the bill came for the both of us it amounted to rm14. And another thing is the drinks are prepared then served in carriers… so its just a choice of ’sem boey ais’ or ‘ lo han kuo ‘ or ‘ bali ‘ … hmm.. perhaps its for the benefit of those who cant seem to be able to make up their minds…

After having a hearty meal of chicken. taugeh and pork balls we went to a pasar malam near Jusco.

" eh haven’t seen you in a long time leh. lei tim ar? "

You have to trust me when i tell you that pasar malam is like 1 whole huge St Micheal gathering la.. everywhere also my friend was bumping into those ex school mates.

~ ~ ~ ~Anyway ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

There was this stall selling ‘ Salt Baked Chicken’

Is there such a stall in pg ar? how come i never see before 1ar?
The chicken is so good selling that i had to wait 20 minutes for the next batch to be ready and it actually sold out within 5 minutes and the seller was preparing the next batch liao..

Hmm… the chicken is wraped in paper and roasted in rock salt. It was kinda salty… and oily…
but over all very nice la.. rm4 for 1 peha… not bad la.

My friend brought me to this shop that sells NOTHING BUT SALT BAKED CHICKEN~
wow… nice la… the chicken is like fat free 1… and when u open the packaging u can smell all the spices..hmm.. making me lau nua liao lah.

rm15 gets you 1 whole bird and also a chop. Collect 10 chops and u get yourself a free bird… not bad at all..

ok lah.. till my next "yim kok kai"

-yan,signing off

iCheyBeh

Monday, June 12th, 2006

I guess by now the Osim iGallop ad has been screened to death. How could you miss it? It was played over and over before the opening match on ESPN lah… and if you so happen to be in Gurney there is this shop that sells heatlh products like massage chairs and of course this osim icheybeh.

haar?? you never watch ar? here it is.

My friend was commenting how ‘dirty’ the adverts are.. haha of course la… isn’t it so obvious?

Well….. the suggestiveness only occurs if you picture a whole hoard( yes a hoard) of leng luis dressed in cowboy gear( do real cowboys dress like this? i hope not) gyrating their hips to the rhythm of a horse innit?

Imagine to my horror when i saw.. NOT 1 .. NOT 2… NOT 3…. but 4!! yes 4 middle aged apeks on it and going up and down on the thingamagic like there’s no tomorrow. It was like time stopped as their bellies flowed with the grace and rythm of old horses ( lau beh ) :P

Nothing agaisnt the machince tho… i haven’t been on 1 so i can’t really say that it doesn’t work… but you have to agree that the marketing is preeety sly.

Sex sells. Period.

Apeks…erm…well…  *swt*

Osim_i_1

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                                                                  * photos from kl motorshow. thanks hin*

= Fun Fun Fun :)

However….

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Apek

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Me

*note to self… never be caught dead on 1 of those iCheyBehs*swt*

= Nightmares for life

-yan,signing off while imagining he is chey beh-ing tiau :p

WC woes

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

Sigh.. today balu start 2nd day of world cup nia me is already out for the month in a career threatening injury. Aledi boh kau khun me go play footie after watching Poland - Ecuador up till 1-0. Go and play competetive football against a Chung Ling team.

Why sad leh? … lemme tell you…

A good pass squared from the left mid-field… with my my back facing the goal i stopped it with my left boot and with a deft shimy and a quick 180 turn I whacked the ball 100% with my right…. or at least wad i tot was the ball…

*WHACK*

I whacked the defenders leg with a full swing.. and he wasn’t even wearing boots. He stood up and went after the ball without any problem or complaint.. i went to see if he was ok.. … ..
He was more than ok… and i was the 1 that had to limp back to defence with an injured ankle.

oh no~ me is SWT tiaoz….

Ankle

* picture of ankle which I twisted*
notice how its bent on 1 side ~SWt~

Go home… bey tong.. the ankle start ‘cheng-ing’ liau .. go sapu minyak.. den fell asleep.I thought wake up ngam nagm to watch England- Paraguay…
When i woke up… oh no again… 9.25pm liao.. nervermind kua… late a bit…
Go switch on the telly… sien-ness HOW COME NO CHANNEL GOT THE GAME???!!!

Then ah boon confirmz with me … the match not on telly..

SWT tiaoz again…

Now i sit at home bey chut khi… boh kiu khua.. sad sad sad

*someone please get me an oxygen chamber …. i wanna make a return to fitness by the time it gets to the round of 16 *

1-0 to england… so wad? own goal nia

 

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* If only i had the skills and the value of Rooney to be put in a cast like dat….. swt swt*

-yan,signing off with a grimmace in his eyes and a ‘cheng’ on his ankle